1 00:00:01,197 --> 00:00:02,878 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,018 --> 00:00:06,100 Out here in the Middle, 3 00:00:06,211 --> 00:00:08,781 one thing you can count on is after a long, cold winter, 4 00:00:08,886 --> 00:00:11,698 spring arrives with all its hope and possibilities. 5 00:00:11,806 --> 00:00:14,701 And this spring, everything was coming up Sue. 6 00:00:16,331 --> 00:00:18,633 Hey, Sue. How'd the driver's test go? 7 00:00:18,814 --> 00:00:20,105 Oh, I failed again. 8 00:00:20,209 --> 00:00:22,192 But the examiner only had to scream 9 00:00:22,304 --> 00:00:25,370 and hit the brakes twice, so I think I'm getting better. 10 00:00:25,509 --> 00:00:27,830 Well, I got you this beach-scented air freshener 11 00:00:27,933 --> 00:00:29,595 at the car wash for when you passed, 12 00:00:29,804 --> 00:00:31,552 but it's sort of losing its scent. 13 00:00:31,704 --> 00:00:33,637 So I'll just give it to you for luck. 14 00:00:33,739 --> 00:00:34,981 Aw! 15 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:38,545 Oh, I love the beach. Thanks. 16 00:00:41,872 --> 00:00:43,323 'Kay. Bye. 17 00:00:43,423 --> 00:00:44,876 - Bye. - Bye! 18 00:00:44,877 --> 00:00:46,275 Bye. 19 00:00:46,933 --> 00:00:48,659 Let's go, ladies! Bus is leaving. 20 00:00:51,494 --> 00:00:53,734 Oh, excuse me! Did somebody forget this? 21 00:00:53,883 --> 00:00:56,762 Let's go! Do you want to be on the tennis team or not? 22 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,026 Yes! 23 00:01:01,852 --> 00:01:02,989 Axl, on the other hand, 24 00:01:03,084 --> 00:01:05,426 was in the middle of a long cold snap. 25 00:01:06,873 --> 00:01:08,400 'Sup? 26 00:01:08,539 --> 00:01:09,950 Uh, I don't know, Axl. 27 00:01:10,059 --> 00:01:11,173 I've been calling you and texting you 28 00:01:11,283 --> 00:01:13,386 for the past two days, and you haven't responded. 29 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:15,261 So when you ask me what's "'sup," 30 00:01:15,427 --> 00:01:17,421 I'm not sure I know how to answer that question. 31 00:01:17,532 --> 00:01:19,176 My friends usually just say "'sup" back. 32 00:01:19,267 --> 00:01:20,981 Well, I'm super happy for your friends. 33 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:23,549 But my boyfriend usually answers my phone calls. 34 00:01:23,655 --> 00:01:25,182 Maybe I've been avoiding your calls 35 00:01:25,288 --> 00:01:27,422 'cause I thought you were busy with somebody else. 36 00:01:27,512 --> 00:01:28,295 What do you mean? 37 00:01:28,414 --> 00:01:29,160 What I mean is, 38 00:01:29,272 --> 00:01:30,590 I went by your house the other day... 39 00:01:30,743 --> 00:01:33,413 saw you holding hands with your old boyfriend. 40 00:01:33,522 --> 00:01:35,638 I was walking to the car, 41 00:01:35,759 --> 00:01:37,501 and Cliff grabbed my hand, but-- 42 00:01:37,641 --> 00:01:39,585 Ha! Busted. 43 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:42,225 But... I was mortified, and when I got in the car, 44 00:01:42,340 --> 00:01:43,616 I told him that was so not okay, 45 00:01:43,727 --> 00:01:44,862 because I have a boyfriend. 46 00:01:44,975 --> 00:01:46,629 Well, seems like Cliff's your boyfriend now, 47 00:01:46,719 --> 00:01:48,600 so why don't you two just buy a hippie van 48 00:01:48,715 --> 00:01:51,016 and go spend the rest of your lives living on a commune 49 00:01:51,115 --> 00:01:52,886 delivering vegetables in a box to people? 50 00:01:53,036 --> 00:01:55,046 Look, I asked you about a hundred times 51 00:01:55,164 --> 00:01:56,568 if him being here made you uncomfortable, 52 00:01:56,690 --> 00:01:58,359 and you kept saying you were cool with it. 53 00:01:58,464 --> 00:02:00,211 "I'm cool. It's cool. It's cool. 54 00:02:00,311 --> 00:02:01,377 We're cool. Uhh!" 55 00:02:01,471 --> 00:02:02,483 Well, if you had to keep asking me, 56 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:03,539 maybe you could have figured out 57 00:02:03,652 --> 00:02:05,369 - I wasn't cool with it. - That's not fair. 58 00:02:05,486 --> 00:02:07,322 If you have a problem, you need to talk to me 59 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,497 instead of being so immature. 60 00:02:10,057 --> 00:02:11,538 You know, forget it. 61 00:02:11,824 --> 00:02:13,502 I don't even know what to say. 62 00:02:16,066 --> 00:02:17,130 By the way, 63 00:02:17,251 --> 00:02:20,792 I love having a girlfriend! It's so much fun! 64 00:02:21,003 --> 00:02:22,502 All right, just a heads-up-- 65 00:02:22,649 --> 00:02:25,110 finale of "The Bachelor" is on tomorrow night. 66 00:02:25,221 --> 00:02:26,093 So if you want dinner, 67 00:02:26,195 --> 00:02:27,753 you're gonna have to drive and get it yourself. 68 00:02:27,958 --> 00:02:28,978 Okay. 69 00:02:29,089 --> 00:02:31,662 Hey, if you wanna take me on a romantic helicopter ride 70 00:02:31,773 --> 00:02:34,439 over a volcano in Hawaii, be my guest. 71 00:02:34,536 --> 00:02:36,525 Until then, this is my escape. 72 00:02:36,677 --> 00:02:37,983 I thought The Oscars were your escape. 73 00:02:38,082 --> 00:02:39,706 I have a lot to escape from, okay? 74 00:02:39,934 --> 00:02:41,023 Hey, Brick, listen-- 75 00:02:41,147 --> 00:02:42,872 Yeah, I know. "The Bachelor." 76 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:45,211 Yep, everybody knew that when "The Bachelor" was on, 77 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,479 I was 100% focused. 78 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:49,602 I got a D on my geography test. 79 00:02:49,762 --> 00:02:51,087 Teacher says you have to sign it. 80 00:02:51,182 --> 00:02:52,897 Good job. 81 00:02:53,624 --> 00:02:55,258 Can I stay out past my curfew tonight? 82 00:02:55,364 --> 00:02:57,119 Darrin and I are gonna go make out in his car. 83 00:02:57,222 --> 00:02:58,407 Have fun. 84 00:02:59,499 --> 00:03:01,049 Lost another library book. 85 00:03:01,192 --> 00:03:03,449 They said we need to pay full price to replace it. 86 00:03:05,437 --> 00:03:06,374 Hmm. 87 00:03:08,044 --> 00:03:09,951 Whoo! What a game. 88 00:03:10,072 --> 00:03:12,182 I mean match. I learned that one halfway through. 89 00:03:12,309 --> 00:03:15,322 I have to replace my electrolytes. 90 00:03:18,370 --> 00:03:19,694 You are looking at the newest member 91 00:03:19,801 --> 00:03:21,500 of the Orson High tennis team. 92 00:03:21,649 --> 00:03:23,435 You made the tennis team? 93 00:03:23,549 --> 00:03:26,308 Well, I didn't "make it," per se. 94 00:03:26,450 --> 00:03:27,875 The coach thought I was on the team. 95 00:03:28,021 --> 00:03:29,364 I tried to tell him that I wasn't, 96 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:31,737 but then he realized that he didn't have enough players, 97 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,128 so without me, they would have lost the match. 98 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:35,293 So you won? 99 00:03:35,398 --> 00:03:37,337 Oh, God, no. On the last point, 100 00:03:37,444 --> 00:03:40,673 I hit what my coach called a "very weak lob," 101 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,241 and my opponent hit what he called 102 00:03:42,372 --> 00:03:45,185 a "blistering overhead smash." 103 00:03:45,287 --> 00:03:46,804 Is that how you hurt your face? 104 00:03:46,949 --> 00:03:49,516 No. A bird flew in the bus window on the way home. 105 00:03:49,639 --> 00:03:50,957 I never saw it coming. 106 00:03:51,079 --> 00:03:52,230 Beaks are sharp. 107 00:03:52,338 --> 00:03:54,815 So the next match is against Terre Haute, 108 00:03:54,953 --> 00:03:56,920 and my coach said he really wants me to, 109 00:03:57,035 --> 00:03:59,348 - uh, what's the word? - Quit? 110 00:03:59,472 --> 00:04:01,774 Drill. So, dad, I was hoping you could go out 111 00:04:01,911 --> 00:04:02,934 and do some drills with me. 112 00:04:03,037 --> 00:04:04,354 - Mm. - Please? 113 00:04:04,472 --> 00:04:06,246 You're the only person who could help me get better. 114 00:04:06,364 --> 00:04:07,150 I don't know, Sue. 115 00:04:07,270 --> 00:04:08,423 Every time I try to teach you a sport, 116 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:11,106 I yell, you cry. It's a whole thing. 117 00:04:11,244 --> 00:04:12,560 What your dad is trying to say 118 00:04:12,664 --> 00:04:14,593 is that he would love to help you. 119 00:04:14,736 --> 00:04:16,899 Oh, yes! Thank you, thank you, thank you, 120 00:04:17,001 --> 00:04:18,045 thank you, thank you. 121 00:04:18,148 --> 00:04:20,277 Oh, and, mom, I'm gonna need to pay for this uniform, 122 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:22,437 so I'm gonna need a check for... 123 00:04:22,893 --> 00:04:25,327 You know what? I'll ask you during "The Bachelor." 124 00:04:29,292 --> 00:04:32,566 Okay. Let's practice your hand-eye coordination. 125 00:04:32,655 --> 00:04:34,935 I want you to practice bouncing the ball 126 00:04:35,058 --> 00:04:37,351 up and down on your racquet like this. 127 00:04:37,631 --> 00:04:39,585 - Okay? Give it a shot. - Mm-hmm. 128 00:04:45,544 --> 00:04:47,285 How long should I do this for, dad? 129 00:04:47,393 --> 00:04:49,057 Till I finish the sports section. 130 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,831 Okay. Let's work on your forehand. 131 00:04:54,418 --> 00:04:55,918 - Ready? - Mm-hmm. 132 00:04:56,070 --> 00:04:57,065 All right. 133 00:04:58,242 --> 00:04:59,407 - Whoa! - Uhh! 134 00:04:59,537 --> 00:05:00,683 Keep your eye on the ball. 135 00:05:00,812 --> 00:05:03,291 And, uh, try saying, "bounce, hit." 136 00:05:04,724 --> 00:05:06,676 Bounce, hit. 137 00:05:08,922 --> 00:05:11,981 Wow. Where was that when I was trying to teach you softball? 138 00:05:13,807 --> 00:05:15,199 Bounce, hit. 139 00:05:15,443 --> 00:05:16,586 Attagirl. 140 00:05:18,897 --> 00:05:20,063 Bounce, hit. 141 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:21,388 Wow! 142 00:05:21,619 --> 00:05:24,551 Sue, I gotta say, you are not totally horrible at this. 143 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:27,233 Wha... oh, dad, stop. 144 00:05:27,392 --> 00:05:29,293 You're embarrassing me. 145 00:05:31,394 --> 00:05:33,347 I'm telling you, Frankie, she kept her eye on the ball. 146 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,045 - She moved her feet. She had some power. - Mm-hmm. 147 00:05:36,157 --> 00:05:37,381 Ugh! 148 00:05:37,488 --> 00:05:39,896 Chip clip, people! Not that hard! 149 00:05:39,978 --> 00:05:41,144 She was really good. 150 00:05:41,237 --> 00:05:42,856 I mean, all in the realm of Sue, 151 00:05:42,944 --> 00:05:44,574 but she's not a disaster. 152 00:05:44,685 --> 00:05:45,777 Oh, that's great. 153 00:05:46,169 --> 00:05:47,342 Are you even listening to me? 154 00:05:47,488 --> 00:05:48,688 You remember Sue, right? 155 00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:50,584 The one who threw a baseball into her own eye? 156 00:05:50,685 --> 00:05:51,587 I'm sorry, Mike. 157 00:05:51,686 --> 00:05:53,451 This is a big night for me. 158 00:05:53,541 --> 00:05:56,130 Blake is choosing between Alissa and Kendall. 159 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:57,925 Are you sure you don't wanna watch with me? 160 00:05:58,063 --> 00:06:00,317 I've never been so sure of anything in my life. 161 00:06:00,464 --> 00:06:01,965 Suit yourself. 162 00:06:08,919 --> 00:06:09,762 Tonight, 163 00:06:09,867 --> 00:06:12,027 on the dramatic season finale of "The Bachelor," 164 00:06:12,130 --> 00:06:15,188 who will Blake choose-- Kendall or Alissa? 165 00:06:15,304 --> 00:06:17,515 Alissa, baby! She's got this. 166 00:06:17,741 --> 00:06:20,262 Oh, my God, look at her evening gown. 167 00:06:20,383 --> 00:06:21,795 So tasteful. 168 00:06:21,928 --> 00:06:23,712 There will be tears and drama. 169 00:06:23,807 --> 00:06:26,342 Whoo-hoo! In yo' face, Kendall! 170 00:06:26,461 --> 00:06:28,831 Whoo! If grandma doesn't like you, you got no chance. 171 00:06:32,015 --> 00:06:33,275 And then came the moment 172 00:06:33,370 --> 00:06:35,542 I'd been waiting for all season. 173 00:06:35,634 --> 00:06:36,318 Kendall... 174 00:06:36,409 --> 00:06:37,613 Suck it. You're gone. 175 00:06:38,324 --> 00:06:39,638 Will you marry me? 176 00:06:39,748 --> 00:06:41,836 What? No! 177 00:06:41,926 --> 00:06:43,422 It's Alissa! 178 00:06:43,519 --> 00:06:45,427 Alissa, you dummy, not Kendall! 179 00:06:45,512 --> 00:06:48,873 Are you blind? Can't you see you picked the wrong girl?! 180 00:06:48,978 --> 00:06:50,969 Blake, congratulations. 181 00:06:51,065 --> 00:06:52,580 Three and a half months of buildup, 182 00:06:52,691 --> 00:06:53,827 and it was over. 183 00:06:54,082 --> 00:06:56,820 I was crushed. Blake was lost forever, 184 00:06:56,911 --> 00:06:59,476 and Alissa had no chance of winning him back. 185 00:06:59,825 --> 00:07:01,278 Maybe Axl would have better luck 186 00:07:01,404 --> 00:07:03,549 trying to win his girl back. 187 00:07:16,045 --> 00:07:17,624 Cassidy 188 00:07:18,332 --> 00:07:20,589 you light up my existence 189 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:22,569 there's no need for resistance 190 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:24,852 going forward, just assistance 191 00:07:24,971 --> 00:07:26,349 it's my insistence 192 00:07:32,380 --> 00:07:33,686 Cassidy 193 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:35,305 oh, my God 194 00:07:35,499 --> 00:07:37,024 oh, my God 195 00:07:37,139 --> 00:07:38,953 Wait, no! No. Oh, crap. 196 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:41,370 Aah! 197 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:42,868 Aah! 198 00:07:50,711 --> 00:07:52,428 Crazy night last night, huh? 199 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:55,375 By the way, your dad is one speedy dude. 200 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,189 Never seen a guy jump over a fence 201 00:07:57,283 --> 00:08:00,084 in crocs and a bathrobe before, but... 202 00:08:00,352 --> 00:08:01,862 Is he still pissed? 203 00:08:02,198 --> 00:08:04,590 Actually, we're both still pissed. 204 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:06,656 What? Why are you... pissed? 205 00:08:06,801 --> 00:08:09,260 I don't understand you, Axl. You're jealous of Cliff, 206 00:08:09,367 --> 00:08:10,930 so you pout and ignore me for three days. 207 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:14,081 Then you throw rocks, sing songs, and light fires. 208 00:08:14,197 --> 00:08:15,895 How is that supposed to solve our problems? 209 00:08:16,870 --> 00:08:18,589 Maybe if you heard the whole song... 210 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,741 We keep running into the same issue, Axl-- 211 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,096 you gotta think a little bit more 212 00:08:22,205 --> 00:08:23,402 before you do stuff. 213 00:08:23,499 --> 00:08:24,832 I'm sorry, but when I'm into someone, 214 00:08:24,937 --> 00:08:27,374 I don't think with my head, I just go with my instincts. 215 00:08:27,478 --> 00:08:29,945 Well, your instincts almost burned my house down. 216 00:08:30,067 --> 00:08:31,309 Why can't you just talk? 217 00:08:31,389 --> 00:08:32,956 Why can't you just stop talking? 218 00:08:33,352 --> 00:08:35,377 Sorry, Axl, I use words. 219 00:08:35,498 --> 00:08:37,788 And I need to be with someone who can do that, too. 220 00:08:37,877 --> 00:08:38,939 Well, excuse me. 221 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,429 I didn't realize when we started dating, 222 00:08:40,524 --> 00:08:43,181 I had signed a contract saying I had to be exactly like you. 223 00:08:43,275 --> 00:08:44,216 And you know what? 224 00:08:44,330 --> 00:08:45,913 I came up with an awesome rhyme for "Cassidy," 225 00:08:46,063 --> 00:08:47,629 but now you're not gonna hear it. 226 00:08:48,870 --> 00:08:50,348 Was it "rhapsody"? 227 00:08:50,424 --> 00:08:52,227 No. 228 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:57,423 Okay, Sue, here we go. 229 00:09:04,057 --> 00:09:08,296 Ohh. Great serve! Really nice! 230 00:09:08,388 --> 00:09:09,724 15-love. 231 00:09:11,956 --> 00:09:13,080 30-love. 232 00:09:13,181 --> 00:09:15,869 Oh, that one was even better than the last one. 233 00:09:17,218 --> 00:09:18,369 Okay, Sue, come on, shake it off. 234 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,115 Remember, bounce, hit. 235 00:09:24,894 --> 00:09:26,011 Out! 236 00:09:26,128 --> 00:09:27,649 No, I'm pretty sure that was in, dad. 237 00:09:27,722 --> 00:09:29,277 Uh, no, Sue, I'm pretty sure it was out. 238 00:09:29,398 --> 00:09:32,157 Well, maybe too close to call. 239 00:09:32,492 --> 00:09:33,918 Okay, it's yours! 240 00:09:34,021 --> 00:09:35,244 40-love. 241 00:09:38,234 --> 00:09:39,152 Ugh. 242 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,378 You're still in bed? 243 00:09:40,934 --> 00:09:44,371 Yeah, I'm having a little trouble gettin' it going today. 244 00:09:44,566 --> 00:09:46,761 It's 4:30. I'd say you're havin' a lot of trouble. 245 00:09:48,577 --> 00:09:51,214 I just can't believe he picked Kendall. 246 00:09:51,301 --> 00:09:52,530 Are you kiddin' me? 247 00:09:52,644 --> 00:09:54,393 No. No. Listen to me-- 248 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:56,932 it was all lined up for him and Alissa. 249 00:09:57,059 --> 00:09:59,053 They both shared a passion for sailing. 250 00:09:59,151 --> 00:10:00,857 They both loved the elliptical machine. 251 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,795 And, yeah, you can say there's no accounting for chemistry. 252 00:10:03,915 --> 00:10:06,994 But it's not a chemistry thing. Trust me, there was chemistry. 253 00:10:07,111 --> 00:10:09,613 Ugh. I'm starting to think I don't know Blake at all. 254 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:11,056 That's because you don't. 255 00:10:11,161 --> 00:10:13,466 Ugh. I'm not talking to you about this anymore. 256 00:10:13,644 --> 00:10:14,428 Promise? 257 00:10:14,512 --> 00:10:16,734 So how was the game? Sue do okay? 258 00:10:16,831 --> 00:10:18,350 Uh... she did not. 259 00:10:18,906 --> 00:10:20,249 She didn't win a single point. 260 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:22,957 Oh, crap. Is she upset? 261 00:10:23,073 --> 00:10:24,212 She's never been happier. 262 00:10:24,296 --> 00:10:25,745 Said it was the best day of her life. 263 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:28,633 Oh, well, that's good. I'm glad she's happy. 264 00:10:28,742 --> 00:10:29,601 You should have seen her out there. 265 00:10:29,709 --> 00:10:30,469 She spent the whole match 266 00:10:30,568 --> 00:10:31,943 telling her opponent how great she was. 267 00:10:32,263 --> 00:10:33,383 Well, that's nice. 268 00:10:33,495 --> 00:10:35,877 No, it's not. Frankie, sports is like life. 269 00:10:35,981 --> 00:10:37,040 If she's a pushover on the court, 270 00:10:37,134 --> 00:10:38,562 she'll be a pushover in life. 271 00:10:38,664 --> 00:10:40,985 Or if she's nice on the court, she'll be nice in life. 272 00:10:41,097 --> 00:10:42,959 The important thing is she had fun. 273 00:10:43,067 --> 00:10:44,839 Fun? The world is full of people 274 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:47,937 warming themselves around trash can fires who had fun. 275 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,601 I'm not messing around here. Sue's got some real promise. 276 00:10:50,876 --> 00:10:52,125 If we're gonna take this thing seriously, 277 00:10:52,225 --> 00:10:53,551 we really gotta start riding her. 278 00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:55,184 She got on a bus by accident. 279 00:10:55,303 --> 00:10:57,597 How seriously should we be taking this? 280 00:10:57,693 --> 00:10:58,964 She's so frustrating. 281 00:10:59,813 --> 00:11:01,050 When I took her out on that tennis court, 282 00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:03,052 she showed some real potential. 283 00:11:03,531 --> 00:11:04,860 Oh, God. 284 00:11:05,137 --> 00:11:05,890 What? 285 00:11:05,990 --> 00:11:07,479 It's just when Blake and Alissa had their tennis date... 286 00:11:07,609 --> 00:11:10,173 there was such an ease between them. 287 00:11:10,354 --> 00:11:11,731 I don't know. 288 00:11:11,865 --> 00:11:14,433 Maybe it was all for the cameras. 289 00:11:17,925 --> 00:11:18,914 Hey. 290 00:11:19,708 --> 00:11:20,787 'Sup? 291 00:11:20,884 --> 00:11:21,917 - 'Sup? - 'Sup? 292 00:11:22,013 --> 00:11:22,816 Is Sue here? 293 00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:24,531 I told you never to say her name around me. 294 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,699 Axl, is there a difference between a chat room 295 00:11:26,822 --> 00:11:27,825 and a message board? 296 00:11:27,932 --> 00:11:30,171 Yeah. One's for losers, and one's for total losers. 297 00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:31,865 Actually, Mrs. Heck, 298 00:11:31,976 --> 00:11:33,784 a chat room is like a conversation with a person, 299 00:11:33,891 --> 00:11:35,146 like we're having right now, 300 00:11:35,263 --> 00:11:36,483 and a message board is just a place 301 00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:37,928 for you to post your thoughts. 302 00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:38,924 Thank you, Sean. 303 00:11:39,026 --> 00:11:40,776 And would you mind staying and being my son? 304 00:11:43,368 --> 00:11:45,195 Dude, what's up with the chick food? 305 00:11:45,393 --> 00:11:47,901 What? Me and Cassidy used to get together on Wednesday nights 306 00:11:48,014 --> 00:11:49,853 to make these big salads, but screw it. 307 00:11:49,984 --> 00:11:51,478 I don't need her to make a salad. 308 00:11:51,726 --> 00:11:53,331 She's not the president of salad. 309 00:11:53,452 --> 00:11:55,408 As a matter of fact, I'm gonna Instagram this 310 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,922 so she can see me makin' a salad. 311 00:11:59,405 --> 00:12:00,173 Do you guys know how to make 312 00:12:00,301 --> 00:12:01,987 that frowny face thing on the computer? 313 00:12:02,079 --> 00:12:03,307 I'm on the "Bachelor" fan site, 314 00:12:03,409 --> 00:12:05,579 and lovestv73 thinks Blake made the right move 315 00:12:05,696 --> 00:12:06,968 in picking Kendall. 316 00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:09,379 A frowny face is just a colon and a backwards-- 317 00:12:09,483 --> 00:12:10,987 Would you stop helping her? 318 00:12:11,989 --> 00:12:13,727 So you and Cassidy are done? 319 00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:15,834 What's going on? Caxl's breaking up? 320 00:12:15,939 --> 00:12:17,095 I don't know. 321 00:12:17,306 --> 00:12:18,347 But I'm a man, 322 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:19,977 so I'm not gonna go crawling back and ask her. 323 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,791 Who wants candied pecans? 324 00:12:21,902 --> 00:12:23,900 You know, sometimes when Sue and I are having a fight, 325 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,997 I just reach out and gently touch-- 326 00:12:26,101 --> 00:12:27,384 I swear to God, Darrin. 327 00:12:27,524 --> 00:12:29,167 You guys want fresh croutons? 328 00:12:29,296 --> 00:12:30,963 - Dude, seriously? - Hells, yeah! 329 00:12:31,081 --> 00:12:32,542 Give me some day-old bread. I'll make 'em right now. 330 00:12:32,643 --> 00:12:34,437 Aw, come on. That's a load of crap! 331 00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:38,046 Guys, let's say you took two girls on a horseback ride, 332 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,784 and one you totally connected with 333 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,157 and had an amazing time, 334 00:12:41,289 --> 00:12:44,111 and she looked great in cowboy boots and a sundress, 335 00:12:44,229 --> 00:12:46,250 and the other one was all wussy about it 336 00:12:46,385 --> 00:12:47,800 and kept pretending she needed help 337 00:12:47,932 --> 00:12:50,154 and was closing her eyes and giggling like an idiot. 338 00:12:50,289 --> 00:12:51,901 Which one would you want to marry? 339 00:12:52,068 --> 00:12:53,626 I only have eyes for Sue. 340 00:12:53,755 --> 00:12:56,042 You have one more, Darrin. One more. 341 00:12:59,854 --> 00:13:00,891 Oh. 342 00:13:01,112 --> 00:13:02,521 Looking good, Sue! 343 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:03,956 Ready for Lawrenceville on Friday? 344 00:13:04,062 --> 00:13:05,663 Oh, are you kidding? I can't wait. 345 00:13:05,781 --> 00:13:07,234 They have such a pretty campus. 346 00:13:07,384 --> 00:13:08,654 Yeah, I'm sure they do. 347 00:13:08,801 --> 00:13:11,061 But, uh, listen, Sue, I wanted to talk to you. 348 00:13:11,197 --> 00:13:14,915 Um, you were awful nice out there the other day, 349 00:13:15,053 --> 00:13:16,283 complimenting the other team. 350 00:13:16,418 --> 00:13:17,614 Thanks, dad. 351 00:13:17,761 --> 00:13:18,756 Well, let me finish. 352 00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:22,086 See, sports isn't about being nice. 353 00:13:22,509 --> 00:13:24,431 Sports is about being competitive. 354 00:13:24,541 --> 00:13:25,935 It's about wanting to beat the other person. 355 00:13:26,054 --> 00:13:28,831 Oh. I think I remember my coach saying something about that. 356 00:13:28,989 --> 00:13:31,105 Okay. So if you really wanna win, 357 00:13:31,206 --> 00:13:32,963 you gotta dig down deep. 358 00:13:33,066 --> 00:13:34,572 You gotta get in touch with that anger. 359 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:36,404 What anger? 360 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:37,851 The anger that's inside you. 361 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,297 I don't have any anger inside me. 362 00:13:40,422 --> 00:13:41,516 Dad, 363 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,645 do you have anger inside you? 364 00:13:44,881 --> 00:13:46,561 A little bit. 365 00:13:46,758 --> 00:13:48,026 Okay, okay. 366 00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:49,826 When you're being a wrestlerette, 367 00:13:49,922 --> 00:13:51,026 and you're cheering for the wrestlers, 368 00:13:51,128 --> 00:13:53,043 you want them to win, or do you want them to lose? 369 00:13:53,177 --> 00:13:54,295 I want them to win! 370 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,925 Okay. So when you're out on the tennis court, 371 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:59,096 think of yourself as your own cheerleader. 372 00:13:59,653 --> 00:14:01,707 Oh. I like that. 373 00:14:01,855 --> 00:14:03,834 Okay. So if you're your own cheerleader, 374 00:14:04,027 --> 00:14:06,726 do you want yourself to win, or you want yourself to lose? 375 00:14:07,879 --> 00:14:09,961 I want myself to win. 376 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,008 So who you gonna root for? 377 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,217 - Sue! - Go, Sue! 378 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:13,522 - Go, Sue! - Go, Sue! 379 00:14:13,626 --> 00:14:14,639 - Go, Sue! - Sue! 380 00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:16,309 Sue! Sue! Sue! Sue! 381 00:14:16,827 --> 00:14:18,165 Hit that ball! 382 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,429 Nice! 383 00:14:19,944 --> 00:14:20,748 Aah! 384 00:14:31,298 --> 00:14:32,362 Really? 385 00:14:32,474 --> 00:14:33,903 I know. I know. 386 00:14:34,016 --> 00:14:35,553 I am being ridiculous. 387 00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:38,602 It's a stupid TV show, but I just can't shake it. 388 00:14:38,715 --> 00:14:41,249 I mean, I was actually doing okay. I really was. 389 00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:43,089 And then "People" magazine 390 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,492 came out with all their honeymoon plans. 391 00:14:45,957 --> 00:14:48,462 He's taking Kendall to Aruba, Mike. 392 00:14:48,831 --> 00:14:50,581 Aruba! 393 00:14:50,683 --> 00:14:52,182 20 years, and I've never once slapped you, 394 00:14:52,298 --> 00:14:54,082 but... God help me. 395 00:14:54,198 --> 00:14:55,607 Well, don't judge me! 396 00:14:55,718 --> 00:14:58,612 At least I'm not afraid of my emotions, you coward! 397 00:15:06,981 --> 00:15:08,686 Let me show you how this is done. 398 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,017 Okay, Axl, you're next. 399 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,007 Ooh, you do not wanna go up against the Ax-Man, all right? 400 00:15:12,104 --> 00:15:13,739 They're gonna have to rush you to the thumb emergency room. 401 00:15:13,837 --> 00:15:16,616 I can totally beat you. I have freakishly strong thumbs. 402 00:15:16,714 --> 00:15:17,918 - Hmm. - Tell him, Deb. 403 00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:19,629 She does. They're freakishly strong. 404 00:15:19,772 --> 00:15:21,950 What's the matter? You scared? 405 00:15:22,052 --> 00:15:23,061 Is he scared, Court? 406 00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:24,871 - I'm pretty sure he's scared. - We're pretty sure you're scared. 407 00:15:24,978 --> 00:15:27,391 Okay. Let's do this! 408 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,833 - Go, Ax-Man. - Whoo! 409 00:15:28,942 --> 00:15:30,495 One, two, three, four! 410 00:15:30,598 --> 00:15:32,329 We declare a thumb war! 411 00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:33,797 Tickle torture! 412 00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:35,328 Aah! Come on! 413 00:15:35,448 --> 00:15:37,897 - Oh! Aah! - Oh! 414 00:15:39,631 --> 00:15:40,718 Okay. 415 00:15:42,026 --> 00:15:44,217 Remember now-- be tough. Be strong. 416 00:15:44,349 --> 00:15:45,481 Root for Sue! 417 00:15:45,624 --> 00:15:46,631 Got it. 418 00:15:47,339 --> 00:15:49,962 I really like her tennis skirt. 419 00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:52,154 Is it okay if I tell her before we start? 420 00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:53,553 No. Now come on. 421 00:15:54,198 --> 00:15:55,948 Sue. Sue. Sue. 422 00:15:56,054 --> 00:15:57,241 Sue. Sue. Sue. 423 00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:00,748 Sue. Sue. Sue. Sue. Sue. Sue. Sue. Sue. 424 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,673 - Okay. - Okay, Sue, here we go! 425 00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:07,455 15-love. 426 00:16:07,573 --> 00:16:08,927 Wow! That was... 427 00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:11,082 Mnh-mnh. 428 00:16:14,392 --> 00:16:15,203 30-love. 429 00:16:15,293 --> 00:16:16,464 I'm sorry. I just have to say something. 430 00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:18,973 You are so good. You are amazing. 431 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,066 That shot was amazing. 432 00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:21,793 And not just that shot, all of the shots. 433 00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:23,874 You must have practiced so hard to get this good, 434 00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:25,838 and I am so sorry I didn't say something earlier. 435 00:16:34,231 --> 00:16:35,116 Fault. 436 00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,782 Ooh. Really nice try. 437 00:16:36,902 --> 00:16:39,928 I-I think last time, you may have tossed it a little higher. 438 00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:42,724 Double fault. 439 00:16:42,819 --> 00:16:43,616 30-15. 440 00:16:43,713 --> 00:16:44,806 Yeah, I think you tossed the ball 441 00:16:44,894 --> 00:16:46,772 a little too high that time. 442 00:16:46,935 --> 00:16:49,456 Don't worry. You'll do better next time. 443 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:54,250 Fault. 444 00:16:54,352 --> 00:16:56,891 - Shake it off. You got this. - Shut up. 445 00:16:57,003 --> 00:16:59,374 Turns out Sue's niceness was her greatest weapon. 446 00:16:59,505 --> 00:17:00,734 And as the match went on, 447 00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:02,854 she unleashed a barrage of sweetness 448 00:17:02,957 --> 00:17:03,855 on her opponent. 449 00:17:03,972 --> 00:17:05,001 Awesome try. 450 00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:07,179 Game. 451 00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:08,129 Ooh! 452 00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:09,360 Just missed. 453 00:17:09,464 --> 00:17:11,248 Great form, though. 454 00:17:11,404 --> 00:17:13,263 Good girl, Sue. Keep hittin' her with the compliments. 455 00:17:13,356 --> 00:17:14,193 Don't let up. 456 00:17:15,324 --> 00:17:16,386 Game. 457 00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:19,255 You are almost there. 458 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:21,468 Next time, I swear! 459 00:17:24,366 --> 00:17:26,460 All right. Looking good. Looking good. 460 00:17:29,909 --> 00:17:31,012 Cute headband, by the way. 461 00:17:31,124 --> 00:17:32,982 Shut up! Just shut up! 462 00:17:34,808 --> 00:17:36,999 - Aah! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 463 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,443 Unsportsmanlike conduct. 464 00:17:38,593 --> 00:17:40,894 Lawrenceville forfeits the match. 465 00:17:40,997 --> 00:17:42,574 And then three words were spoken 466 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,563 that have never been said before... 467 00:17:44,662 --> 00:17:46,581 Sue Heck wins! 468 00:17:48,639 --> 00:17:50,571 - That's my girl! - Aah! 469 00:17:51,812 --> 00:17:52,755 You did it! 470 00:17:52,849 --> 00:17:54,927 Aah! I did it! 471 00:18:02,284 --> 00:18:03,440 So after six days, 472 00:18:03,556 --> 00:18:05,549 it was finally time to move on... 473 00:18:05,936 --> 00:18:07,489 to booze. 474 00:18:11,101 --> 00:18:12,143 What are you doing up? 475 00:18:12,319 --> 00:18:14,091 Sometimes I get up in the middle of the night 476 00:18:14,202 --> 00:18:15,780 to eat Axl's leftover salad. 477 00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:18,262 Have you tasted it? He really has a gift. 478 00:18:18,452 --> 00:18:19,212 Mm. 479 00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:20,701 How come you're up? 480 00:18:21,198 --> 00:18:22,538 It's "The Bachelor," Brick. 481 00:18:22,646 --> 00:18:24,399 I don't know why I can't get over it. 482 00:18:24,519 --> 00:18:26,055 Even Alissa has moved on. 483 00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:29,510 She's dating a Tennessee Titan, and she's back teaching Zumba. 484 00:18:29,645 --> 00:18:31,727 Well, she always has been resilient. 485 00:18:31,881 --> 00:18:33,058 Who? 486 00:18:33,211 --> 00:18:34,257 Alissa. 487 00:18:34,536 --> 00:18:35,634 Remember the sixth episode 488 00:18:35,736 --> 00:18:37,790 when they went fly fishing in Montana? 489 00:18:38,008 --> 00:18:40,418 She was so embarrassed because she was the only one 490 00:18:40,545 --> 00:18:42,608 who couldn't figure out how to bait her hook. 491 00:18:42,716 --> 00:18:44,047 But she stuck to it, 492 00:18:44,205 --> 00:18:46,668 and she ended up catching that speckled trout. 493 00:18:47,435 --> 00:18:49,036 How do you know all this? 494 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:50,858 Of course I was mad. 495 00:18:50,968 --> 00:18:53,387 Blake was doing jell-o shots off Kendall's stomach. 496 00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,923 Jell-o shots. 497 00:18:57,038 --> 00:18:58,290 If you really think about it, mom, 498 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,787 it's actually a good thing that Blake didn't pick Alissa. 499 00:19:01,025 --> 00:19:01,802 Why? 500 00:19:02,116 --> 00:19:03,843 Remember when she was crying at the spa? 501 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,429 She told her facialist 502 00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:09,318 that the one thing she wanted more than anything was kids. 503 00:19:09,455 --> 00:19:11,593 And Blake made it very clear in the hot tub 504 00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:13,444 that he didn't want kids. 505 00:19:13,603 --> 00:19:15,954 So... better he broke her heart now 506 00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:17,772 than really breaking her heart down the road 507 00:19:17,898 --> 00:19:20,384 when she wanted a family and he didn't. 508 00:19:23,092 --> 00:19:24,364 And just like that, 509 00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:27,239 the weight of the world was lifted off me. 510 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,139 You know, Brick, you're right. 511 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:30,921 I never thought about it like that. 512 00:19:31,011 --> 00:19:33,290 For me, it was over when he booted Jessica. 513 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:34,711 But then I got online 514 00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,365 and saw her meltdown in the confessional, 515 00:19:36,504 --> 00:19:38,172 and she is a whackadoodle. 516 00:19:38,295 --> 00:19:39,574 - Totally. - Absolutely. 517 00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:41,507 - Yeah. - But my favorite episode has to be 518 00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:43,057 the one where they all go scuba diving. 519 00:19:43,158 --> 00:19:45,992 - I love that one. - But Kendall thinks that it's snorkeling. 520 00:19:46,092 --> 00:19:50,005 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That night, I had the best sleep I had in a long time. 521 00:19:50,242 --> 00:19:53,620 Turns out all I needed was someone who understood me. 522 00:19:54,013 --> 00:19:56,710 I just never imagined that person would be Brick. 523 00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:58,063 But he was right. 524 00:19:58,159 --> 00:20:00,579 It's like Alissa said at the moonlight clambake-- 525 00:20:00,693 --> 00:20:01,844 love is like a river. 526 00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:05,553 It will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle. 527 00:20:28,199 --> 00:20:30,236 You were right. When you're in love, 528 00:20:30,347 --> 00:20:32,194 you don't always think with your head. 529 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:33,930 When I saw you with that cheerleader, 530 00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:36,173 I wanted to rip her stupid eyebrows off. 531 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,296 Really? 532 00:20:37,386 --> 00:20:39,723 That's... pretty immature on your part, 533 00:20:39,818 --> 00:20:42,362 but still cool. 534 00:20:42,977 --> 00:20:45,428 Actually, I've got a lot of things I could say, 535 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:48,515 like "sorry" and "I'm an idiot," 536 00:20:48,516 --> 00:20:51,912 and your Instagram really made me miss your salad... 537 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,989 but I'm not gonna stand here and make you talk about it. 538 00:20:55,529 --> 00:20:56,783 That's even cooler. 539 00:20:56,894 --> 00:20:58,921 But I am gonna do this... 540 00:21:00,839 --> 00:21:03,996 when I see your face 541 00:21:05,539 --> 00:21:09,944 there's not a thing that I would change 542 00:21:10,075 --> 00:21:12,346 'cause you're amazing 543 00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:14,185 just... 544 00:21:15,169 --> 00:21:16,366 You know, if you kiss me right now, 545 00:21:16,477 --> 00:21:18,243 I wouldn't have to keep singing. 546 00:21:20,357 --> 00:21:22,009 When I see your face 547 00:21:25,043 --> 00:21:28,633 there's not a thing that I would change 548 00:21:28,733 --> 00:21:30,879 'cause you're amazing 549 00:21:30,986 --> 00:21:35,125 just the way you are 550 00:21:35,566 --> 00:21:37,202 yeah 551 00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:41,745 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 552 00:21:41,795 --> 00:21:46,345 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0